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Ode to Indiana University [Campus Socialite]

If Vegas escort ads were accurate [Holy Taco]

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What beer should you drink this weekend? [The Smoking Jacket]

Melissa is some smokeshow [Barstool Sports]

College Football cheerleaders of 2010: Top 20 [COED Magazine]

Bros love fantasy football [Bros Like This Site]

7 ways to realize you are ruining your relationship with realizing it [Guyism]

New Jersey continues to get killed [The Fresh Roll]

A collection of 30 hot girls [BugeHoobs]

The report is in South Bend, Indiana the Notre Dame campus police broke up a lacrosse party, hauled in a shitload of students to jail and got into a fight with one lacrosse player and tased him.  Check out the article on Frathousesports.com for more details. 

The real reason though for me bringing this up and talking about it is why the fuck do the police really have to bother us students?  I can understand if there is a 10 on 10 brawl at the party and they are called there.  But if it’s just drinking and fucking let that shit go man.  I mean that is the only reason 75% of us go to college.  These pigs know our parents are only dropping 100k so we can get drunk, get laid and make memories that will last us a lifetime.  These fucks are just pissed off that they never had balls to take a chance in life and go after a job where you can make big time money and live the life of baller.  Instead they go around the campus looking to disrupt our fun that WE (our parents) are paying for.  Maybe this kid deserved his punishment but come on, no reason to take in 37 kids for partying.  Where the fuck is the Beastie Boys and N.W.A. when you need them?

Everyone knows that the tailgate is the most important part to football.   If your Saturday morning isn’t perfect then it ruins the rest of your day.  On Monday we went over What or whom you will see at your tailgate parties.  Today we are going to go over the essentials that will make your tailgate party the shit and make everyone want to fucking attend it.  If they are tailgating Saturday morning then your tent is where the fucking action is! 

The Grill

  If you didn’t have this in your mind already then don’t even fucking tailgate.  Everyone knows food is tied for first as one of the main essentials to tailgating.  You always have to have hamburgers, hotdogs, sausage & peppers among many other snacks.  Eating is important because you need something in your stomach for that 12 hour beer drinking binge you’re going to be on. 

Beer

  The essential tied for first with the grill.  I mean without having beer at a tailgate is like having peanut butter without jelly or cereal without milk.  Make sure you have plenty of ice and cooler space too.  An always make sure you have enough beer to feed the easy hoes that you know you can score with later.  They always seem to remember who got them black out drunk when the clock hits midnight. 

The Fan For Life

  This is guy is great to have because if some other asshole comes over to your banging tailgate and starts spitting off football knowledge you don’t know and making you look like an idiot, you can use this bro  as a bodyguard to fend him off.  He usually knows every fucking statistic since the 1900’s and knows everything about every team.  Who’s injured.  What d-bag got arrested for domestic violence.  What QB is fucking what girl, etc, etc…  He can always block your cockblocks in a 1 hour convo on why the BCS sucks. 

The Football

  You can’t beat throwing around the pigskin and talking about 8th grade football stats and how you could have been just like Tim Tebow if you didn’t break your fucking  pinky toe.  Always somehow though a friendly pass and catch turns into a 2 on 2 with cars marking the end zone and someone scraping up their knee. 

Sluts

  It’s great and all to get pumped for the game and play “Grab the meat” with the boys but hotties are always great to have around.  Good to get them nice and fucked up so later after the game you can maybe score one for little man down below.  I know they get a little annoying with you having to try and explain to them why an extra point is 1 point and a field goal is 3 points.  But let’s face it without them and football what else would us assholes look forward to in life?

Music

  Now you want the biggest fucking sound system you can get.  Something that when you hit play blows old sugar tits from 500 yards away shirt right off her back.  I think music that everyone can sing to is the best.  This way it gets everyone involved and makes the party feel like they are a family.  I would save the rap and dance music till after your team wins and for the after party of gang banging. 

Games

  Now this is a variety of stuff.  First you need your drinking games so you can get fucked up and get your sluts fucked up.  I am talking about a table for flip cup and beer pong.  A beer bong or Flabongo will do also.  Next you need your guy games for the competitive guys and the ones that just want to be laid back and chill.   Kan Jam, Cornhole, Ladder Golf, etc…  Everyone loves to play games to pass the time till kickoff and post game party. 

I swear this is the last ghetto fight video of the week but this shit is unbelievable.   It starts off like a dodge ball game with teams on either side then the shit hits the fan.  Some hoe on the girl team comes out with a broom and thinks it’s smart to try an attack a 6-1 250 pound black male.  Yeah doesn’t work to well.  Shit is great he beats them with the broom like they are red headed step children.  Then she proceeds to come out with a vacuum.  I mean wtf are you going to do with a vacuum?  Then a girl fight happens, of course with two fat girls.  But I have so many unanswered questions in this mess.  Is this girls vs. guys?  Why are the 2 guys on the girl’s team not helping them out?  Why does my man at the 1:50 mark with his ass crack hanging out in the blue underwear have a gay pack across his chest and what looks to be a spray bottle with rags in his shorts?  He washing windows on the side of the road for a $1?  Oh and did you see big mama in the purple pants?  She looked hungry boy…I would be afraid of her eating me in this fight. 

Today opens the 2010-2011 College Football season and there is nothing better than 4 straight months of games, gambling and drinking.  We all know Alabama is the favorite to win the BCS Championship again but what if Football preseason rankings were based on how hot the girls were that went to your school?  We are going to do a two part series on ranking the top 20 College Football teams based on Hotties.   Today we will feature 20-11 and tomorrow 10-1.  Enjoy and I know we will get shit for leaving schools out.

20. Ole Miss

  The school slogan is “we may have lost the game, but we’ve never lost a party.”  Well that’s true because the program hasn’t really been dick since Eli’s departure.  But those good old Bayou girls know how to party and turn on the charm when it comes to seducing us men. 

19. California

  Have you seen Allison Stokke’s ass?  Better yet have you even seen her?  Well she could be in the top 10 of hottest female athletes ever in college.  Besides that I really don’t know shit about their student body but know that it’s in California which is a huge plus.  

18.  Michigan State

  You will hear me repeat this statement very often on this site.  State schools equal slutty dumb girls.   This is why they are at a state school because they are too dumb to get into Michigan.  State excepts everyone so you get the hot ones with no brains but are smart enough to know what “Get on your knees bitch” means.   

17. Oklahoma

  Big titted farm girls.  Yeah so what if their feet smell like cow shit…they know how to have a good time.  In those small towns out on the range girls are fucking by 11.  You know you always see these smoking hot girls in Playboy or on TV and they always come from these ass backward country towns in states like Oklahoma.

16. West Virginia

  Year in and year out is always a top party school.  What else is there to do in the mountains besides party and fuck?  These girls give it up quicker then someone getting robbed at gunpoint.  Trust me schools in the middle of fucking nowhere equal boredom which equals what else do besides drink and fuck.

15. Oregon State

  They are ranked here for this very reason.  I am the biggest fan of Sarah Jean Underwood and would love if she gave me a call and said let’s get married.  So hopefully she sees this and takes a shot.

14. Penn State

  Well if you are ranked the number 1 party school in the nation you have to have hot girls.  I have never been to a party with all ugly girls and was like “Fuck yeah that was AWESOME bro”.  I mean the place is called Happy Valley so either everyone is high on life or at 2am many people are getting handies in the dorms.

13. Colorado

  You ever heard of Lindsey Vonn?  Well if you have been living in a bubble for a while; she is the US skier that won a gold medal at the Olympic Games this year.  Take a look at what she looks like because you won’t be disappointed.  All the girls that aren’t beach women come to Colorado to show off their snow bunny outfits on the slopes and in the bedroom. 

12. UCLA

  Los Angles is known for movie stars and hot girls.  Not much more I can think of why I would ever want to go site seeing in LA.  Everyone in that city works out and looks good.  Have you seen the legs on the cheerleaders?  There is not enough O’s in the word smooth for those puppies. 

11. Texas

  Girls in cowboy hats and chaps…who doesn’t love that?  I mean as long as they don’t dip and chew grass I’m cool.  Also a huge student population creates many more pretty faces for the guys to choose from and take out their anger when they lose in the National Championship because their QB bitches out.