12 Female movie characters who used sex to the climb the ladder [Campus Socialite]

Top 50 items that should be on every college student’s bucket list [BroBible]

Bros leaving a 69 cent tip on a 100 dollar bill [MLIB]

Losing your virginity: A step by step guide [HolyTaco]

A lax bro story [Barstool Sports]

Heidi Montag, Kelly Brook, Alexa Delao, Alyssa Pallet, Amy Jackson [Busted Coverage]

Dennis Rodman forgot to turn his mic off while going to his room w/6 girls [Fresh Roll]

Is this considered porn? [The School Philly]

How long do women wait to have sex [TSB Magazine]

Some hottie named Emily [Bugehoobs]

To jort or not to jort? [The Smoking Jacket]

10 unnecessary things that every qb does [Guyism]

Michigan football is in desperate need of players [Guyism]

Cal cheerleaders looking kind of good [Unatheticmag]

Tennessee bowl forecast [Loser With Socks]

So the first weekend of college football has come and gone.  We saw North Carolina blow it on the 6 yard line with seconds left.  We watched Boise use their magic that always comes about in big games.  Texas and Florida gave us new QB’s and Michigan showed there is light at the end of the tunnel for them.  But the second most important thing next to the game that is on hand is the girls.  A beautiful weekend for the 1st week of College football brought out the hotties which we are here to show you.  I can’t wait to see what girls come out of the wood works this week for Miami/Ohio State, Penn State/Alabama, Oklahoma/Florida State, Georgia/South Carolina, LSU/Vandy.

Ready think real quick.  What’s better then 18-22 year old college cheerleaders on a lake retreat weekend in bikinis, sun, kayaks, swimming and looking hot?  Absolutely fucking nothing!  Well today is your luck day.  Our friends over at Busted Coverage made your dream come true with Oregon Ducks cheerleaders.  I mean these girls even come with bonus…They love football.  Oh man the things that excite me nowadays.  Check out the Oregon Cheerleaders here!

he breeding ground for alcoholics, drug addicts and wicked hazing can all be attributed to the greatest four-year vacation of your life: COLLEGE. If you think that’s a bad thing, go fuck yourself. Let’s face it, when you walk into the real world in a few years, life’s going to blow. Whoever invented the concept of four transitional years of partying and sporadic studying is probably the biggest bro-hero known to man. Four years? Fuck no. Let’s make it five, six or seven. The life of a professional student serves a very crucial role in society: it causes jealousy. Those with nine-to-five jobs jerk it under the table in envy of those still tapping kegs, hazing pledges and getting laid. Marriage? I, the PledgeMaster, take College to be my lawfully wedded wife. And I’m going to ride her as long as life allows me to.

Every damn kid walking around is in the same exact situation as you. No ones cares if you’re rich, no one cares if you’re smart; they merely care about your ability to shotgun a PBR. While I’d love to profess the maturity of a drama-free campus, I must rejoice in the opposition. Go ahead, mix a few thousand sorority girls with horny frat stars and an unlimited bar tab. Drama is the fairest result of that mixture, let alone handcuffs, piles of puke and child support. But hey, drama makes the world go round. If Bobby never let his closest bro know about his easy lay last night with Stacey, then the entire frat would be missing out on easy sex for the entire year. I mean, if it wasn’t for drama, then sluts and whores would never be known. Now that would be a pity.

Whether you’re molding your college years around Animal House, or cramming formulas into your brain for some fucked up reason, college is the shit. No more mommy and daddy, and no more curfew. Fake-ID’s are a commonplace, and surviving a year without an arrest is the newest medal awarded to those who beat the system. Feel free to get jacked— hit the gym as much as you can. You can watch tits bounce up and down on the treadmills for a few hours, or try your hand at a quality beer belly while scheming on the hot blonde at the bar. The options are endless, and life is fucking great.

When your time comes, enjoy every fucking moment. Study as little as possible, but don’t fucking fail out. The more you get turned down, the more you’ll get laid. Take a statistics class jackass, you’ll learn your chances. Party hard and fuck harder. Haze your pledges, prank your friends and congratulate yourself for not remembering the night before. Here’s to College, the greatest lay of a lifetime.